Happy New Year 2021 Funny Quotes

Happy New Year 2021 Funny Quotes

Happy New Year 2021 Funny Quotes - As soon as the new year starts, we wish our friends, relatives, and family members. Also, you can wish your friends in a funny way, with this you can impress your friends. We have brought for you Happy New Year  2021 Funny Quotes, Send any of these quotes to your friends which you like. We hope you and your family have a great new year. And yes, click here for more new year images, new year quotes, new year wishes, and new year messages.


New Year 2021 Funny Quotes


I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.


Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.


It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!


Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!


Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average…which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.


The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.


Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.


This Year may your hair and teeth, your face-lift, abs and stocks not fall, may your blood pressure, your cholesterol, white blood count and mortgage interest not rise. Happy New Year!


Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.


May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue so that I triumph even when I fall!


I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it. Happy New Year!!


Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Salman Khan Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachchan & Me. All The Stars Wish U A Very Happy New Year.


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.





Best Funny Quotes for New Year 2021 for Friends


I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder


I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.


I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.


Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here.


As the year draws to a close, happy revelers jam New York’s Times Square to watch the traditional dropping of the illuminated ball, while in Denver a mellower throng gathers to ring in the new year with the lighting of the 200-Foot Doobie.


As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.


Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year.


New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.


They say pain and tears help one to be stronger, So I am wishing you more tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!


May this New Year bring actual change in you – not the recurrence of old habits in a new package.


I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!


I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. May God give you the strength to fight with laziness. Happy new year!





Funny New Year 2021 Quotes from Famous Persons


As the year draws to a close, happy revelers jam New York’s Times Square to watch the traditional dropping of the illuminated ball, while in Denver a mellower throng gathers to ring in the new year with the lighting of the 200-Foot Doobie.
– Dave Barry


Miami asks residents not to celebrate New Year by shooting into the air, because the bullets will come back down.
– Dave Barry


Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?
– Ogden Nash


Leonard Bernstein
“From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.”


Mark Twain
“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.”


G. K. Chesterton
“The object of a New Year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul and a new nose; new feet, a new backbone, new ears, and new eyes. Unless a particular man made New Year resolutions, he would make no resolutions. Unless a man starts afresh about things, he will certainly do nothing effective. Unless a man starts on the strange assumption that he has never existed before, it is quite certain that he will never exist afterwards. Unless a man be born again, he shall by no means enter into the Kingdom of Heaven.”


Brooks Atkinson
“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.”


Anonymous
“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.”


Bill Vaughan
“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”


Mark Twain
“New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.”


Robert Paul
“I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.”


Joey Adams
“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!”


Eric Zorn
“Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.”


The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise, when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.
W.H. Auden


Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.
Jay Leno


Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?”
– Melanie White


How you elect to spend New Year’s Eve will depend on your:
1. age
2. remaining levels of optimism
3. threshold of pain
– Joseph Connolly





Best Happy New Year 2021 Funny Quotes


New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate


I like New Years. The confetti covers up my dandruff.
– Melanie White


Heartwarming Miami tradition: Asking people not to shoot guns into the air on New Year’s Eve.
– Dave Barry


Life always gives you a second chance, its called Happy New Year.


My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.


We will open the book, its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Years Day.


Women get a little more excited about New Years Eve than men do. It’s like an excuse: you drink too much, you make a lot of promises you’re not going to keep; the next morning as soon as you wake up you start breaking them. For men, we just call that a date.
– Jay Leno


Every New Years I resolve to lose 20 pounds, and I do. The problem is that I gain 30.
– Melanie White


Charles Lamb
“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.”


Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me.


New Years Eve is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.


James Agate
“New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”


P. J. O’Rourke
“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.


This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”


This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!


Jay Leno
“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.”


My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey


Judith Christ
“Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.”





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